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The irrelevance of relevance

  • 6 Feb, 2021

As soon as he saw the television screen, Mumtaz knew what was in store this Monday morning.
The Star would storm into the office in a few minutes, scream for a black coffee and lock himself up in the corner cubicle, where he would smoke a joint to calm himself.
‘Coke for energy, weed to suck out excess energy’ he had once told Mumtaz. ‘What kind of a man is named Mumtaz?’ The Star had asked after smoking a joint. ‘Parents confused your gender?’ he had laughed a calm laugh. ’Well, you are the closest I will get to a female manager.’
Mumtaz had remained silent.
Today, the television channels were at it again. Flashing The Star’s tweets on screen, calling him a sell-out. The Star would follow the rehearsed script, end the day in the same corner cubicle with a joint in his hands and drooping eyes.
Mumtaz had been ‘managing’ The Star for about two decades now. Only off-late had The Star become unmanageable.
A manager is a glorified assistant, Mumtaz’s wife always said. ‘Except, the manager is powerful enough to have full control over a star’s schedule. Someone whose net worth is over a 1000 crores’ Mumtaz retorted. ‘Ten billion rupees, my dear’ 
It was true. The first 10 years that Mumtaz worked for The Star, he had full control over The Star’s schedule. He influenced The Star’s choice of project at a given time and had a say in how much to charge for acting in a film. All his professional calls were routed through Mumtaz. 

Gradually, The Star was omitted from award functions, his films made less money than some of his earlier flops and producers began dodging his calls. 
As The Star’s ‘market’ shrunk, Mumtaz felt his role diminish in the fading Star’s life. 

But, the last five years saw a rather peculiar turnaround. Mumtaz often wondered if The Star had not changed and the country that made him one did. 

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When Mumtaz Burra migrated to Mumbai, Indian stock market had just begun to see modest peaks. Harshad Mehta had not scammed millions of Indians yet, the stock market had not seen its worse fall and the country was only just opening its eyes to globalisation and foreign capital. 

“The stock markets will fulfil all our dreams,” he had told his wife. Over the years, their one bed room house became a 2 BHK - Mumbai lingo for two bed rooms, hall and kitchen. And a 2BHK became a 3BHK. 

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